It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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