You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Randomize
