Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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