im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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