We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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