And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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