Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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