So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
