it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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