And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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