if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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