im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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