You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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