Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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