Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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