She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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