Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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