I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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