I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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