Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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