I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I pour the whiskey from now on
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
We smell like vodka and hangover
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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