Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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