What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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