The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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