i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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