He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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