He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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