Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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