when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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