Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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