oh god the rape fog is back!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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