Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I have post one night stand depression
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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