I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Randomize
