is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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