Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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