Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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