okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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