What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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