Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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