He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This show inspires me to have sex in space
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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