Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
