spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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