U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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