I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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