your thong is hanging out like whoa
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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