We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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