Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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