Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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