That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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