8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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