I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She's just so happy...and so naked.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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