If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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