erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
