im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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