i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
